The Joys of Swing Dancing

Have you ever been told that you are like hot sauce? Well if you haven't, let me share my hot sauce experience with you! Swing dancing is so very fun, and it is something that I enjoy, BUT sometimes there are very strange individuals there. Last night I went swing dancing with my sisters, and I had the pleasure of dancing with a 4 foot 11 man, who smelled like he has never showered before in his life. As if that wasn't bad enough the second time he danced with me, he decided to compare me to hot sauce. When I asked him what he meant he replied by saying "Well like hot sauce the first time you try it it is not that spicy, but the second time you try it.... Oooo it knocks you off your feet with spice, and you ma'am are full of spice!" Needless to say I was a little more than freaked out. This same man also seemed to enjoy dipping his partners very much, because as I was pondering his hot sauce comment he continued to spin and dip until I was terribly dizzy. I wasn't quite sure if I was dizzy from the spins or dizzy from the stench of his underarms. Every time he dipped me my face was right there. The stench of this man was incredible! Lord help his next victim. Poor thing is going to need a gas mask to dance with him.